January 31st

the most dumb ass hoes are born. always getting into irrelevant fights that don’t even matter, thinks their so rich, assumes their everyone’s friends and extremely fake

nobody:
people born on January 31st: *tries so hard to act cool that it’s funny*

by frankwalker November 20, 2019

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just jack it january

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.

Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!

by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018

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January 28

Someone who’s hairy and smells like fish

She’s born in January 28th she must smell like fish

by alissarat October 28, 2019

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Jesus Jinx January

Little know the legend of JESUS JINX! When Jesus was bron, he said JINX BIATCH so loud that the whole planet shaked like a boner. This is why Ravens are black as a black dick. IN order to not become like a black dick you have to say JESUS JINX BIATCH every silent moment of January (like when you sleep or are at school)

Hey man, you know you should never say?
What dude?
JESUS JINX BIATCH!
(This is why little Jonesy got detention and killed himself)
This is why you HAVE to say JESUS JINX BIATCH even in school or in a funeral!
Jesus jinx January kids!

by Jesus( The one who said JINX) November 30, 2018

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