Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.

"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"

by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018

not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag September 14, 2016

Morning Puddle

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.

I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D

by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011

Oh, oh in the morning

Something you say when you're trying to fake losing your mind or being too tired, but don't want to sound whiny.

Example 1: "Sandra" at work doesn't like "Velma" so they're always in a pissed off mood or say something snarky when Velma arrives to work. Velma starts singing, "Oh, oh in the morning time." to avoid saying hi to them.

Example 2: "Sandra" looks at "Velma" like they want to start a conversation and Velma doesn't like them enough so Velma starts singing "Oh, oh in the morning." and dazes off into a sleep there afterwards.

by BWitched January 8, 2022

Good Morning

What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am

*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!

by Really Orange Juice May 1, 2022

Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018