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Dinner Hair

The only permanent resident at Bloodview Haunted House. Now a member in the Legion of Terror.
"Did you see the dinner hair last night? It was amazing!"
by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003
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Vag hair

Person 1: I saw Gina's vag hair!
Person 2: She said she waxes!
by crazyloser2285 November 22, 2020
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toilet hair

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.
by the Little Kid June 11, 2006
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bacon hair

A person in ROBLOX that has Pal Hair and people like to call them “Bacon Hair”.
Example :
Hey Bacon Hair. Can I eat your hair?
*bullies laugh*
Bacon Hair : I will report you! D;
by totally not a noob June 11, 2018
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hair impaired

Hair being in a less than perfect or whole condition:
a)visually disturbing
b)the state of being follically challenged
c)being trapped in the 60's or 70's hairstyles
d)suffering from any of several all-too-common afflictions including but not limited to 4" un-dyed roots, mullets (particularly the bald guy with long fringe style reminiscent of the wreath-like 'do sported by Catholic monks in the time of Martin Luther), hair plugs, and facial hair-dying fiascos.
Adjective: hair impaired
Date of origin: 2007
Place of origin: Western Kentucky
"Don't make fun of that guy with the really bad comb-over, he's hair impaired. "
by Debra H. Patterson November 4, 2007
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Morning Hair

When a girl wakes up after a night of being out, and her hair looks kind of like it did when she left the house, but slightly greasy.
So I woke up in my friend's dorm room and I was gonna go out for breakfast, but I had morning hair so I decided not to.
by Johnny BeLame September 25, 2010
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slesh hair

(New teenage "genre" label, seemingly a branch off from scene and emo.)
Slesh kids normally have big hair. When I say big, I MEAN big. Normally bigger than my hair, mine is small slesh =
But yes. Slesh hair resembles large teased up emo or scene hairstyles.
To make your hair slesh, simply use LOTSof hairspray && a comb. Tease and back-comb your hair until its spikey and fluffy and frizzy =D
Corey : "Shit bro, look at that emo kid's hair!"
Sam : "Nah man, his hair is too big to be emo. He's slesh"
Corey : "... so slesh hair is different to emo hair?"
Sam : "..." -slaps-
by x.//.Whorebox.\\.x March 2, 2007
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