toilet hair

The pubes left on a toilet seat.

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

dry hair

another, more discreet way of talking about diarrhea without letting the whole world in on your bodily dysfunction or irritable bowel syndrome.

"How'd you like that Moroccan restaurant last night?"
"Not my favorite, it gave me the worst dry hair."

by drunkestgirl@theparty January 4, 2010

bacon hair

A person in ROBLOX that has Pal Hair and people like to call them “Bacon Hair”.

Example :
Hey Bacon Hair. Can I eat your hair?
*bullies laugh*
Bacon Hair : I will report you! D;

by totally not a noob June 11, 2018

Vag hair

vaginal hair, puebes

Person 1: I saw Gina's vag hair!
Person 2: She said she waxes!

by crazyloser2285 November 22, 2020

slesh hair

(New teenage "genre" label, seemingly a branch off from scene and emo.)
Slesh kids normally have big hair. When I say big, I MEAN big. Normally bigger than my hair, mine is small slesh =
But yes. Slesh hair resembles large teased up emo or scene hairstyles.
To make your hair slesh, simply use LOTSof hairspray && a comb. Tease and back-comb your hair until its spikey and fluffy and frizzy =D

Corey : "Shit bro, look at that emo kid's hair!"
Sam : "Nah man, his hair is too big to be emo. He's slesh"
Corey : "... so slesh hair is different to emo hair?"
Sam : "..." -slaps-

by x.//.Whorebox.\\.x March 2, 2007

porous hair.

1.weak hair.
2. damaged hair.
3.dry hair.
4.burnt up hair.
5.black people hair.

"ugh.
look at at that porous hair."
"i know!
its all crusty and burnt up!"

by nastyhoe69 July 9, 2009

Morning Hair

When a girl wakes up after a night of being out, and her hair looks kind of like it did when she left the house, but slightly greasy.

So I woke up in my friend's dorm room and I was gonna go out for breakfast, but I had morning hair so I decided not to.

by Johnny BeLame September 25, 2010