horse banging skank

a skanky ass whore who bangs horses

see madonna
madonna is a horse banging skank
by evlis December 09, 2003
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Old Horse Fat

Dude, Carol wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.
by Jungle VIP November 23, 2008
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dead horse

In case you don't feel like reading all the babble up there, a dead horse when said in a forum means that the topic has been done so many times before- so be more original k?
This horse has been beaten so many times, it's already dead.
by Nycus March 13, 2005
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hose down the horses

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.
Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"
by frenzical July 08, 2009
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Giant Horse Vagina

A mustache that resembles a horse's vagina...google it.
Firefighter #1: Hey that guy knows how to use a fire hose
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina
by Muffy Julian June 21, 2010
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cart before the horse

Putting the cart before the horse is doing something in the opposite or reverse order, as in "Don't put the cart before the horse."
He put the cart before the horse when he bought the house before he got the loan."
by Jack Hayslett September 08, 2006
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Trojan Mongorian Horse

A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.
"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim
by DriftEJ20 April 08, 2011
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