1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;
2. Food you find in a nursing home;
3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;
4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;
7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.
2. Food you find in a nursing home;
3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;
4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;
7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.
The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food
by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013
Get the gummer foodmug. A less common term used for weed. Use this term and those greedy pigs will have no idea what the fuck your talking about.
by Big Miller June 12, 2009
Get the Lizard Foodmug. Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online
Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF
BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF
BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
by dangnuggets October 10, 2016
Get the penis foodmug. Clint and Sophia were watching Paula Deen make some biscuitson the food network. Clint got aroused so Sophia decided to give him a food networking.
by Powd September 24, 2018
Get the Food Networkingmug. I'm hungry as shit. Let's go walk on these sidewalk paths that make no sense and eat the food yard. Hopefully we won't slip and fall on the ice.
by Stealth Rabbi January 25, 2005
Get the food yardmug. That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob
by chorizogordo June 18, 2016
Get the Chinese Foodmug. adj; A next-generation slang term most commonly used by azns (not to be confused with asians)- extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.
vulgar;n; An asian yet not asian human being.
Origin: Early 21st century: An azn on AIM made a typo, and became an everyday expression. Comparable to Pwn
vulgar;n; An asian yet not asian human being.
Origin: Early 21st century: An azn on AIM made a typo, and became an everyday expression. Comparable to Pwn
"Sup, B?"
"Ay bay bay I just tried this new dope, and man is it food top!"
"Yo food top fo' rizzel? Man I gotta get me some of that ****"
"Hey what's up with your eyes, food top?"
"沒甚麼."
"Ay bay bay I just tried this new dope, and man is it food top!"
"Yo food top fo' rizzel? Man I gotta get me some of that ****"
"Hey what's up with your eyes, food top?"
"沒甚麼."
by Azncactaur October 6, 2008
Get the Food Topmug.