five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

five nights in anime

a game by Mairusu Paua

person 1: i played five nights in anime
person 2: how is it?
person 1: good

by kyrian247 April 4, 2021

Crisp high-five

The crisp high-five is a high-five that stings a little and was invented by Sean sutton

Man dude that was a crisp high-five

by DracoMalfoy158 February 3, 2020

five card charlie

1. When someone has five sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.
(i.e. aids, ghonorea, crabs, syphillis, herpes)
2. When a person who is playing Blackjack is dealt five cards but does not bust.

1. Dude you had better avoid that girl, she's got the five card charlie.
2. I had a five card charlie going but the dealer still got 21.

by T.C. April 14, 2005

Frankie five finger

The act of taking what is rightfully yours from your employer, with no intentions to pay for the goods.

I just frankie five fingered this sandwich and soda from the deli.

by Rashod September 27, 2008

Rosie five fingers

The name of your hand

Masturbation

only one he took home tonight was Rosie five fingers.

by WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT I PUT December 23, 2008

Gandalf High-five

A Gandalf High-five is an awesome type of high-five which is reserved to only those who have met Sir Ian Mckellen.

Jason: eeeeeeh, I met Ian Mckellen.
Michael: Gandalf High-five!!!!!

*HIGH FIVE takes place*

by corbane December 8, 2010