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twiddly dong

when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.
BOY1- ‘did you wipe
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’
by millyyyyissillyyyyyy January 1, 2022
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Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis
by REVGHOST October 1, 2022
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dong trap

Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".
Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!
by Hogleg samurai November 13, 2016
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dong

1. A sound effect used generally to describe the sound of hitting a gong, or any resonating metal object.

2. Slang for a male penis.
1) "When I hit the bell, it went dong!"

2) "Boi you've got the biggest fuckin dong I've ever seen"
by bigdonghaver November 6, 2017
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Book of Dong

Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.

At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."

And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.

(Book of Dong 6:12)

And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."

(Book of Dong 6:13)

And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
Holy fuck I love the Book of Dong. It's great!
by theFreddy99 June 25, 2017
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ethan dong

The guy with the biggest dong in all of the world. He can pull any girls with this dong energy, He's the master at it.
ETHAN DONG IS GETTING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Rickroll13203d June 20, 2023
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Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage someone’s device while they’re using it while yelling WANG DONG
*Whacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG!!”
by AvzWasTaken November 3, 2022
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