da disease

Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.

The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.

by anonymous December 15, 2022

giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014

Whiterod's Disease

Not many dare usher these words, for the devastation they create is beyond explanatory circumstances. When suffering from Whiterods disease all the surrounding banter that exists within the human body is mercilessly killed and replaced with a dark force known as 'anti-bants'. This 'anti-bants' manifests itself in communication; where the host thinks they are being banterous but in fact they are not and everyone hates them. It also has a tendency to spread in the locally populated area.

I spoke to a girl today, she found me boring and the social interraction awkward. I must be coming down with Whiterod's Disease.

by Kingofthebants April 2, 2012

Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

Jack Thomson Disease

A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance

Me: Look is that guy pole dancing

Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease

by Amongusinreallifesussus June 12, 2021

whore disease

can’t keep your tongue in your mouth

that miya atsumu definitely has whore disease

by winning at life September 16, 2021

Kip Hirrlingers Disease

Unexplainable heaviness of the arms.

I couldn't lift my arms and my Dr. Diagnosed me with Kip Hirrlingers Disease.

by InducedAbyss October 6, 2016