Derpy Dan

Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.

Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.

Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?

Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.

by WarpedAura June 19, 2022

Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.

I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.

by CirckleK May 22, 2023

DD (Dickhead dan)

A panera manager

“yea he’s being a DD (dickhead dan) bc he’s throwing a hissy fit today because we’re over hours”

by anonymous July 1, 2025

kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.

Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan

by kendoui February 26, 2018

Dan

A pussy ass bitch

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia

by :)danyulsabitch May 4, 2018

Dan

A person who is always horny

Guy 1: Why is Dan always horny

Guy 2: IDK

by DeCoYxquicks September 13, 2022

memedealer dan

A memedealer dan is when your ordinary memedealer has become so good at making memes that they evolve into a dan, becoming a memedealer dan- also known as the finest memelord in the world. @memedealer.dan

OMG, did you see @aryansarin recently? He's such a memedealer dan !!!!!

by levi dude January 5, 2019