dan spargo

When you pull a ligament in your knee whilst sleeping. You do this by trapping your foot In a crack and twisting in bed,

'Haha! You're so puny you're a jack Plowman!'
He did a dan spargo, what a retard.
by Banta42069blaze December 08, 2014
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Reverse lieutenant Dan

The act of sitting on one's legs until numbness sets in, then positioning a dildo in between ones feet and riding the dildo in a reverse cowgirl position.
Luke was really into riding it backwards but needed the illusion of someone else participating so he tried a reverse lieutenant Dan.
by Gorestorm November 12, 2021
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Dirty Danned

When you steal another man's chick and she let's him know publicly she is leaving him for you.
"I thought she had a man already?"
-"Yea, she Dirty Danned him and now she's with me." 🤣
by RayFinkle456 May 25, 2020
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pull a dan the man

To make the love sign with your hands. Which is when you stick up your thumb, pointer finger, and pinky. Then keep he ring and middle fingers down.
Let's all pull a Dan the Man in the picture! It will be amazing.
by pinky1 February 25, 2008
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Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
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Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod
Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*
by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024
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