mud duck

An ugly female who thinks her possessions makes her cute.

She think she cute cuz she got her own but she still a mud duck.

by realistic1 August 21, 2013

Duck Feet

Forming of semen between the toes after jacking off in the shower.

After ejaculating in the shower, if you don't move your feet and let it go down the drain, it will gather between your toes giving you duck feet.

by chucktown dan August 9, 2008

mighty ducks

Mighty-ducks?? That's a contradiction right there. A team whose fans don't know anything about the sport of hockey.

My 5-year-old cousin knows more about hockey than a Ducks fan.

by Paul Kariya April 12, 2004

duck sauce

the slang term referring to a greasy penis bubbly discharge which is caused when a male is sexually active with raggedy bitches; side effects include male queefing, irritating itchiness of the pee hole, and long term horrendous odor of the male genitalia
in a further note: this unpleasant experience has been named "duck sauce" due to the oddly familiar sound of a duck quacking during the male's queef stage included in the side effects listed above

Bro, please tell me you didn't dick down that raggedy bitch last night. She's been known to give others a gnarly case of duck sauce. That should go well with your special fried rice though.

by LORDof-theTUNDRA April 22, 2011

Duck Dynasty

When multiple women and a man get together and rip pillows open, pull the feathers out. Then fuck in the pile of feathers.

"Bro..I just did a Duck Dynasty last night with the girls from room 220."

by CRenn September 29, 2018

Feeding the Ducks

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

by ember33 July 15, 2011

Duck Tape

The incorrect way of writing "Duct Tape"

Person1 - Hey bro, can I burrow some duck tape?

Person2 - Sure Bro.

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014