Reed College

A small, liberal-arts college in Oregon, that is meant for kids

"who love learning for learning's sake." Some people will label them as "nerds" today, as they study hard and have no varsity athletics. However, they are the leaders of the future. They are all incredibly intelligent and quirky. They are the leaders of tomorrow. Big jocks who hate academics stay away, for you will never understand what it takes to be a "Reedie."

That kid got a 35 on his ACT? No wonder he's going to Reed College.

Reed College by Brocelona9 August 5, 2012

Pine Manor College 

A predominantly black all-women's college in Chestnut Hill, MA which claims to be the most diverse college in the U.S.

It isn't really diverse....it's just the opposite of traditional!!!

It recruits from inner city or dare I say..."Ghetto" school systems, and is not known for polite, classy students.

Most of the schools students think it is okay to use "dis" and "dat" in college essays, as the words "this" and "that".

The colleges GPA is 2.1....need I say more?

"Dammmmnnnnn Nigga! Pine Manor College GeTs ShIt PoPpIn WhEn ThEiR AiNt ShIt tO Do!"

Pine Manor College by exPMCstudent August 9, 2009

Montgomery County Community College 

Montgomery County Community College, located in Montgomery County Maryland with campuses in Rockville, Germantown and Silver Spring. The "college" claims to have a mission statement of endless opportunities. But like most community colleges the "college" is designed to suck money out of their students by forcing them to take classes that are non credit bearing. The school will make you take an accuplacer exam that is almost impossible pass with a high score to be able to place in college level courses. The test is claimed to express what reading and math level your on but in return most scores will come back to "prove" you are not a on college reading and/or math level. Even if you make the claim to your counselor that you were in Honors English or Calculus in high school they will go back to your scores claiming they are too low and your dumb. The college mainly craters to University rejects of Montgomery County. But also caters to others slums of neighboring counties such as Fredrick, PG County and others in southern maryland. Even though mostly all the people that go to MC (most commonly referred) come from low income housing and are all on some sort of financial aid the administration still enforces these perquisite classes that mostly teach you basic information most commonly taught in middle schools and elementary schools with a cost.

Person: Where do you go to School?
MC Kid: I go to school at Montgomery County Community College.
Person: How's that?
MC Kid: Its awful I am placed in a reading class that is non credit bearing and the cost is 500 dollars with a 200 dollar book made by MC.
Person: But wait, you were in Honors English with me in 12th grade why are you in Reading?
MC Kid: My accuplacer said I'm not smart enough to take college level english.
Person: Dude, that sucks
MC Kid: I know I'm borderline suicidal

Person: ....
MC Kid: =(

Montgomery County Community College by honestyhurtsyou January 16, 2013

Ithaca College 

A college located in upstate New York which specializes in communications/film/physical therapy/ and the arts. Surrounded by the most liberal town in the world, Ithaca is populated by many numerous hippies who smoke pot and like to relive the days of the 60s. It is a cool place though, since it is "gorges" and the campus is really nice. The different schools are all very competative and the academic programs here at Ithaca are equally competative. There are always awesome parties being held, and we have the Cortaca Jug. If you go to Cortland or Cornell, you wish you went to Ithaca. If you go to Cortland, you go to a state school, and you lose to us in the Cortaca Jug. If you go to Cornell, go jump off your famous "suicide bridge".

SUNY Cortland Student: I got into Cortland!
Cornell University Student: I got into Cornell!
Ithaca College Student: Well I got into Ithaca, and it sucks to be you guys. Here, go jump off one of the many cliffs and waterfalls because you can't do anything important in life because you go to Cortland and/or Cornell.

Ithaca College by VivaLaRevolucion February 12, 2006

Mercyhurst College 

A catholic school established in 1926. Known for having around 3000 students, this small private college has a division one hockey team that won the NCAA championships in 2007.

This school is nondenominational, yet forces its students to take religion courses.

Student one: Hey lets drink tonight
Student two: Yea want to drink at Mercyhurst College?
Student one: no way, and have god and the nuns find out?

Mercyhurst College by Mtatav January 11, 2009

coconut college

A slang term for alternative high schooling for those who have been kicked out of normal high school or those who are over 21 and are no longer allowed to attend normal high school and want to finish. The coconut part comes from slang term coconut which means idiot, dumb person, etc and the college part because it's taken later in life. The term became wide spread in the 70's.

Dude 1: Hey man, are you up for going out tonight?

Dude 2: Sorry man, I gotta report into coconut college with independent studies

coconut college by Dusty Bannister January 9, 2008

The College of Wooster 

A private Ohio liberal arts college known for its Independent Study program and isolated location in the midst of farms, Amish people, cows, and trees that make more money than the students due to an unusual tree endowment by one of the alumni.

Now that I have majored in Philosophy with a minor in Studio Art at the College of Wooster, I doubt I will be employable.

The College of Wooster by Digit Gidget March 6, 2009