by abbreviation guy March 17, 2011

John and Charlie's Journey is a british rapper and mental health campaigner from Wilmslow who sounds like they're from Manchester.
by John Junior 1 September 11, 2020

My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.
by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

by hi my name is .... February 28, 2020

Charlie Chan is cocaine, similar to the way Brits say "Charlie" as slang for coke. Charlie Chan came about because 'Charlie' is too well known and obvious so thus "Charlie Chan". This was also mentioned on the Beastie Boy's track Brass Monkey - "Ad Rock gets nice with Charlie Chan" - though he may have been referencing 'marijuana', not cocaine
Rocco: "Yo you know we got ladies comin' through tonite, lets call up Young Flaco to phone in that Charlie Chan."
Jokey: "Word cousin. Lets cop at least an 8-ball, one of them bitches that's comin is a fiend and she can do a gram to the head in like 10 minutes!"
Jokey: "Word cousin. Lets cop at least an 8-ball, one of them bitches that's comin is a fiend and she can do a gram to the head in like 10 minutes!"
by Creeper the Hamburger Pimp September 3, 2013

Stupid, dull-witted. The complete absence of rational thought or any potential for rational thought. The lowest possible level on the intelligence scale. A fucktard.
Student: Professor, this formaldehyde soaked frog I'm dissecting is dumber than Charlie Sheen.
Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.
Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.
by needlenoots September 19, 2009

A phrase, said in a British accent, to use to tell someone something hurt, whether its emotionally or physically.
by Jaredmannon January 10, 2008
