Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.

Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*

by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016

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Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022

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Canadian bad boy

A rebal. Collects rain water, doesn't smoke weed, or drink, purposely pays taxes late. And shops at nofrills

C'mon man! Don't be a Canadian bad boy, and pass cars on the left right hand lane!!!!

by Perry2x April 15, 2018

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Canadian dustbuster

Giving any wild animal a blowjob

Do you want to go give that Moose a Canadian dustbuster, Eh

by Hecooliguess June 8, 2016

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canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

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