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Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.
"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"
by RedDevil9001 July 4, 2022
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Acting Left AF

When you're not acting right as an individual.
Person 1: Bro, I was acting left af last night.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Bc I wasn't right.
by UrBoiDipps August 22, 2018
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left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
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Left Lives Matter

Left Lives Matter (LLM) is a movement which distorts truth to place PERCEIVED left wing "victims" on a pedestal over PERCEIVED right wing "oppressors". The media is a huge supporter, taking "victims'" unproven accounts at face value instead of doing real investigative work.

In reality in LLM it is the "victim" who has right wing tendancies and is the aggressor, while the "oppressors" who have the left wing tendancies and uphold society's values.

This is not race-based, though race can be used by "victims" as one of many cards to distort truth and gain support from the public.

An example would be when robbers are being detained by police, and the robbers try to get support from the crowd by claiming they'd been stopped because of their colour. The media would support the "victims'" accounts by only presenting their unproven side of the story, showing photographs of them when they were younger and smiling, usually in school uniform.

Again this is not a race matter. Another example is a group of "well-to-do" white middle-class ladies breaking Covid rules in the UK when they met during lockdown, putting lives at risk. They were fined by police, but then they were subsequently interviewed on TV and made out to be the poor "victims" who were needlessly apprehended by the aggressive police while they had their coffees. Again the media supported the LLM cause, only presenting these ladies' story and not probing why they were meeting up during a lockdown, when people were dying.
The media are a major supporter of the Left Lives Matter cause.
by RudeFam December 9, 2021
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lefted

(v) The act of passing a student on paper in order to comply with the “No Child Left Behind” laws. To change grades and/or criteria to make special needs students appear to be advancing academically. This is usually done by an appointed special education teacher and condoned by the administration and George W. left, lefted, lefting
Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted her, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in her class! She can't read, and all she does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but her mom is happy and so is W.
by cjc1 January 5, 2009
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I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.
I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.
by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022
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Left lane Lucas McCain

Long haul Truck Driver hauling livestock, usually in a Peterbilt or W9 Kenworth. The trucks aren't governed & they're usually in the left lane passing other traffic because that particular cargo has to be expedited.
If you're only going the speed limit out west, stay outta the hammer lane when you see left lane Lucas McCain in your mirror!
by Dr Dre' October 14, 2023
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