Terrible in bed

When your partner does not know how to have sex.

Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 24, 2021

Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024

Bed Griper

A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".

What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!

by jcdxtreme June 1, 2013

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy

My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

bed skydiving

When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne

Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.

by Mr Crowley July 26, 2021

bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent

"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"

by lungdick October 25, 2015