Bearding

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.

“Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!

by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024

The Bearded Chin Wonder

A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.

Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!

Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"

by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017

Bearded voice

A voice so soothingly masculine it has a beard

“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”

“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”

“A bearded voice indeed.”

“Silence, brit.”

by Ceasze August 05, 2020

Pike's Beard

of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.

Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!

by JerBearforJay December 17, 2021

Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard

by Mario Snowballs February 09, 2023

bearded funk box

Unshaven vagina that smells like feet with a hint Brut( By Fabrage ).

She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.

by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024

fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).

Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.

by mfrogz June 22, 2015