Bacon

Another name for Police officer. Rather than Pig.
Derived from the Begin strips dog commercial and Kid Rock," I can smell a pig from a mile away."

RADAR detector Starts beeping, "Hmmm smells like Bacon." Bacon, Bacon where, "It's Bacon".

by Roy G BIV May 17, 2007

Bacon Nipple

the act of wrapping large nipples in strips oof bacon then sensually eating it off.

"That girl had suck big hooters you could go bacon nipple on her"

by Breezy & panty snapper November 16, 2009

Turkey Bacon Sex

A loser youtube account who 20,000 fake subscribers and makes retarded vides that he thinks are funny and that people would like. The creator of this youtube accont is a tool.

Turkey bacon sex is an idiot.

by Fred_Fred_burger December 15, 2011

bacon blaster

putting crispy bacon in potato canon, pointing the canon up the another person's ass and shooting it up the person's anus.

Dude i gave Jhonny the Bacon Blaster when he was asleep last ight.

by William "Cock Slap Bass" Murderface August 2, 2007

bacon

a typical english person

bacon is used to describe a cokney guy/girl

by HODGIE July 8, 2006

Bacon Legs

At the point where a steam roller crushes a persons legs to the hip. The steam that is applied to the rolling apperatis that comes into contact with the pavement and prevents pavement bonding to the apperatis sears the humans bipodals which tends to create a distinct smell which is usually refered to as smelling like bacon. This term is refered to as Bacon Legs.

Looker-onner # 1 -
"That taxi driver's flattened legs sure had the arroma of some fine bacon legs."

Looker-onner # 2 -
"It was so arrousing, yet I lust for a BLT samich."

by Nelson76 November 2, 2006

gerbil bacon

the meat you cut from a gerbil and eat with hot sauce raw

piece of bacon but like 2 inchs big thats gerbil bacon

by cory dawson April 25, 2007