Alabama Hogwash

Doing a Poo in a womans Vagina to provide Lubrication before Sexual Intercourse.

Carl: John gave Louise a Alabama Hogwash.
Harry: Thats sick!

by Noobrication April 4, 2009

alabama over-the-jeans ballsack rub

When a girl gently massages your balls over your denim jeans. Usually done in foreplay.

Before me and my girl had sex, she gave me an alabama over-the-jeans ballsack rub.

by Arcannn July 7, 2008

alabama sausage trough

the female genetalia

that gal got one huge alabama sausage trough

by deesil13 January 20, 2008

Alabama 3-way

An all-man threesome which proceeds through multiple ejactulations and multiple reapplications of anal lubricant causing the release of copious amounts of santorum.

Santorum comes from behind in Alabama 3-way.

by Spambot5546 May 12, 2012

alabama muslim

(Where a muslim takes a non-muslim woman and shats into her redsock after inserting his long cock he then drags her by the redsock and whips her head as she is crying he takes his prayer)

girl : NO NO NOOOO AHHHHHHH DONT SHAT INTO MY ANUSSSSS AAAAAHHHHHH YOUR AN Alabama muslim !!!!
muslim: ooooohhh habibi ahabk ahabk ahabkkkk oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by YusofBinLaden April 14, 2017

Alabastard

An anonymous hacker and right-leaning political commentator believed to be from central Alabama, but residing in parts unknown.

The Alabastard struck again, posting an anti-liberal screed on several prominent blogs.

by WIlliamWyattBibb July 11, 2018

Alabama

(Yes I Live N the AL and a girl. ~MOB-TOWN~ But was Born N the BIG PITT. This is my Def. from the 5 years living N the AL)
Is a SWEET HOME 4:
~Alabama U & Auburn U Football
~Kid friendly Mardi Gras(NOT fun 4 kids when: that OLDER man SNACHES that STUFFED ANIMAL the person on the float FINALY did throw off and was SOOO pointing @ YOU When he did)
~The FASTEST growing CITY in the USA (MOB~TOWN)
~AND THE 5A STATE FB CHAMPS THE ST. PAUL'S SAINTS!!!(GO SAINTS!!!!)

Any Food you want FRIED We'll Make it!
Like:
~ICE Cream
~Turky
~Some of the BEST Fried Chicken
~AND MORE

& Alabama has the #1 highest UNDER AGE Drinking rating N the US. and some other people in this state R PROUD that AL is #1 N Somthing? Thats NOT right.

and now YA'LL is now not a southern word. when I go up north 2 Family, I her random people saying it.

"YA'LL" USE
SLANG: WithOUT the AL DRAW.
SOUTHERN: WITH the AL DRAW.

SONG:sweet home Alabama!
AL PEOPLE: Roll Tide Role!!!
(ONLY SOMEONE WHO LIVE ALABAMA gets its it)

by Mob-Town's Yankee from Big Pitt April 1, 2008