"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
by Legbah February 04, 2008
Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
by fivetoedsloth October 05, 2009
A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.
"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".
by larrydart January 31, 2009
1. When someone has five sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.
(i.e. aids, ghonorea, crabs, syphillis, herpes)
2. When a person who is playing Blackjack is dealt five cards but does not bust.
(i.e. aids, ghonorea, crabs, syphillis, herpes)
2. When a person who is playing Blackjack is dealt five cards but does not bust.
1. Dude you had better avoid that girl, she's got the five card charlie.
2. I had a five card charlie going but the dealer still got 21.
2. I had a five card charlie going but the dealer still got 21.
by T.C. April 15, 2005
The act of taking what is rightfully yours from your employer, with no intentions to pay for the goods.
by Rashod August 03, 2008
by WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT I PUT December 22, 2008
A Gandalf High-five is an awesome type of high-five which is reserved to only those who have met Sir Ian Mckellen.
by corbane December 07, 2010