by owowowowoo11111 March 2, 2021

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.
by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.
"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum
by Quarter Inch Ribeye June 7, 2018

Also known as a "Steel Horse", "Redneck Max", and a "Patriarchy Machine". The mobile transport of a countryman, normally accompanied by a smooth glass of oil, a leather belt, a magnum revolver, and a cassette tape of "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson on repeat for 10 hours.
"My truck could beat up your truck."
by Charlie I. November 15, 2023

by Ihaveaids July 23, 2022

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021
