Rib the Baby

The act of masturbating after an incomplete sexual satisfaction session. In other words, masturbating after your lady stops pleasuring you right in the middle of the act.
Man 1: Dude my girlfriend just stopped blowing me halfway through!
Man 2: Whoa man what are you gonna do?
Man 1: Man, I'm gonna go Rib the Baby all over her pillowcase.
by Weaton Leemour November 20, 2008
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shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!
by jack master bates April 07, 2010
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baby formula

an excuse for grown men to sip upon the tender breast of articfical milk through a bottle.
As John played "world of warcraft" on his computer in his mom's basement he secretly licked baby formula through a fake nipple.
by ZBreezy June 29, 2009
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Liquid Baby

I was surfin' some porn and wankin' it, and I got liquid baby all over my keyboard!
by John April 22, 2004
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burpin' the baby

"Quit burpin' the baby and answer the phone"
by Amy January 13, 2005
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Goin baby

"This guy has been hitting the gym everyday and eating right, his results are insane he's goin baby for real."
by JWPKBoyz June 01, 2019
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Baby Zkoz

State College, PA based urban recording artist currently signed under the 2306 label.
Broke into the hip hop scene in late 2004 with the dropping of the highly touted "New Revolutionz" album and international hit track "Tenement B*tch."
Quickly gained recognition for his ability to blend feelings of pain and anguish of life in poverty with jaw-dropping lyrics and club banging beats.
Made the controversial choice to remain underground in early 2005.
Boasts an almost cult-like following of fans, pledging their alleagance to his work.
Other works include the holiday album "Atheist Crimace" and follow up "Atheist Sunday" freestyle recordings.
New Album projected for release in Dec. 2005 focuses on Baby Zkoz's affinity for blowing marijuana smoke, bearing the name "Old Faithful."
"Baby Zkoz's new album is so ill it made me wanna kill myself"

"Ya'll hear the new Baby Zkoz album drops Dec. 22?!?"

"Nah, Baby Zkoz ain't really a baby, go 'head and check out that massive dong."
by 2306 Records February 19, 2005
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