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Mac OS X

Over-priced piece of crap. Complete ripoff of the once 2nd greatest thing in the history of computers, NeXTSTEP. Packaged by liars and idiots. Viruses can be written for Mac OS X like there's no tomorow. Macros anyone? Don't be a moron and fall for DRM and software/hardware lockdown.

Idiots who use it think it "Just Works" even though the interface is ass-backwards and promotes bad habits. (CMD-delete? That stupid "Dock"?)
1. Dude, I just installed OS X! My wallet is now 2,500$ lighter, but I have all these sweeeet iSoftware applications! I still need to go pick up Mac Office for 200$, though. That was soooo much easier than burning a copy of Ubuntu for free and getting all the software I'll ever need! And viruses? Oh there's nooo viruses!!!!!11!1

2. Some people say Mac OS X is great and popular. But why is it only at 2% market share world wide? Linux and the BSDs are more popular.
by Willy Waller February 6, 2007
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send x-rays

The Spooky Month equivalent to “send nudes”. Typically one would ask for this if they notice a mildly hot-super spicy lookin’ person who has good bone structure(calcium helps).
Dude 1: “Yo, you know that bitch Courtney?”
Dude 2: “Yeah man, what about her?”
Dude 1: “I saw that bitch downing gallons of calcium, I’m sure she’ll send x-rays if you send her the pic ;)
Dude 2: “Damn man, why don’t you ask her for some?!”
Dude 1: “Bruh, you’re a real one for coming up with that!”
by Big Bone Skelebro October 15, 2019
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Maybe aha X

Although the meaning of the word "maybe" can mean either yes or no , a harrison maybe is a polite way to say no. The maybe of course its got to be followed by a nervous "aha" laugh, and an "X" so that the person appears like its always showing love, respect and caring towards the one asking the question
Ocpr: Can we maybe all come back to yours for a smoke up?
Harrison: Maybe aha X
by nixk_pala August 12, 2017
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Kaworu x shinji

The BEST FUKING ship in the history.the characters are from evangelion neon genesis. Ship of an angel and a guy who kills angels. Its a homosexual ship

Yes i watched evangelion only for this ship :))
Shinji:im gae

Kaworu:im gay too,
Lets kiss

Shinji:okay

Kaworu x shinji
by Urdadlesbianuwu January 19, 2022
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x-box 360

The newest halo machine. Nothing more.
Man, lets go play halo 3 on my new halo machine (x-box 360).
by sam-sam August 6, 2006
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x-can Limit

The number of cans one can imbibe of any beverage in one day before it begins to taste like ass. Even excellent tasting beverages can have a short x-can limit.
Orange soda has a 2-can limit. That's even worse than Mountain Dew's 4-can limit.
by E. Moran May 13, 2004
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vitamin x

School Nurse: What vitamins do you take?
Student: I don't know what it's called...
School Nurse: Then we'll call it "Vitamin X".
by Lena January 9, 2004
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