Shake hands with Dick Cheney

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

by Syne May 7, 2008

talking with his dick out

chatting shit. basically talking aload of rubbish

it was obvious he was lying. he's always talking with his dick out.

by Annette18 August 17, 2008

big floppy donkey dick

Just what it sounds like....

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

by xenowhacker June 2, 2004

National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls can suck anyone’s dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th

girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed

by justahomiev.2 June 25, 2019

King Kongs Dick

Oscar's Weiner

Oh My God Oscar has King Kongs Dick

by Tiberious Rex July 21, 2009

get off my dick

When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...

dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...

by blthrskt September 11, 2005

Friday Night Dick Tap

The act of "tapping" one's dick on the shoulder or chest of your friend or significant other on a Friday night.

Jeri did a sweet Friday Night Dick Tap on that chick's shoulder!

by nnyklebe June 6, 2009