Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

Shit-bar

A turd inside a chocolate bar wrapper

David’s brother ate a shit-bar last night

by AlphaReaper72 June 12, 2018

Shit Cocker

Someone who is a fucking shit-cocker.

God-damn you fucking shit cocker!

by pussymonger69 June 13, 2018

Tab Shit

Masturbating with razor blades and sulfuric acid

Dude my wang hurts from all that tab shit last night

by Herpeguy June 14, 2018

Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk

Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.

by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018

Bat Shit Crazy

A type of crazy beyond normal crazy. More "out there", "in their own world" kimd of crazy.

She saw him with that woman, and she went "bat shit crazy" on his ass. Everything went downhill from there.

by KeepinItREAL89 June 16, 2018

butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018