Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

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Get the Call out sickmug.

Heats out, meats out

When it's too hot in your room and you can't get comfortable so you just take all your shit off.

Heats out, meats out: When you're too damn hot in your room so you just take your damn clothes off.

Hey bro why the fuck are your clothes on the floor?

Oh you know man, heats out meats out.

by SourSweetYeet July 1, 2018

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spicy fake-out

Being so savagely tricked that you can't believe what just happened. (i.e. A teacher telling you don't need to worry about an exam and then giving you the most difficult test you've ever taken)

Guy #1 - Nancy asked for my number. I I thought we were going to go out, but she just pinned it in the girl's bathroom with a "Text me for period advice" sign.
Guy #2 - Damn bro, spicy fake-out

by @MissTake September 21, 2020

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skeeze out

The act of staying in for the day, getting into the most comfortable clothes, having some good food around, idiot television and a whole shitload of weed.

Q: What are you doing on Sunday?

A: Not much, partied way too hard last night, we're just going to skeeze out.

by cancukyiv September 19, 2009

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