YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy

Yes, you are. not because of your looks, because im hearing this.

Defined;
Friend: YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy wHY aRE yOU, mY fRieND?
Me: you know, why am I?

by WHYAMIHERE- DO YOU KNOW? April 2, 2021

I needed that like a hole in my head

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.

The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

by Hopelessly out of style January 8, 2017

can you hear my heart beat

THE YURI ON ICE INTRO SENT DOWN BYE THE GODS 😩😩😩😩

Intro: can you hear my heart beat?

Me: YES YES I CANN

by Affixis May 4, 2021

My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

You do me a favor, I'll do you a favor.

This time, I'll fix your car for free. You scratch my back, I'll scratch back!

by Xiao July 16, 2002

I'm going to off my top

I'm going to kill myself

Keep talking crazy I'm going to off my top

by Yaboyhollywood August 7, 2016