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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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I try

A trier "I try"

Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"

A trier "I do that."

Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."

Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"

Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
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i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025
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I-Pouting

Listening to your I-Pod in the office to drown out the annoying conversations or protest the actions of your co-workers.
Lisa spent the afternoon I-Pouting to keep Brian's ramblings from spilling into her cube.
by Brian D of St Paul January 31, 2008
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I

Those eyes I love to see…
Yet another time
I couldn’t make it be…
My love for he…
Will never change

Poetry I try to write …
But something doesn’t seem quite right…
Regardless of what things may seem…
He will always be my dream!!!!
That I wish will one day be a reality….
I love YOU
Always ❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 February 4, 2025
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And I oop

When you accidentally sit on your balls in the middle of explaining something.
So clarissa kicked me in the ass And I oop! im done. Goodbye
by Ya boi Chris_Cross August 24, 2019
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I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.
Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!
by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024
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