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Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!
Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.
by DrWife September 28, 2025
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Mullet man

Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys
Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is
by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021
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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
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man face

the most beautiful face on the entire planet, which originated from roblox
dud 1: man face is way too powerful
dud 2: you are correct, gjdfxhbjkdtkhjdrjh
dud 1: why you spam
by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023
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Man up

1.) To fulfil your needs to become a macho, toughened up, non-sissy lala type of man

2.) To "man up!" refers to "don't be a pussy", "wipe them tears", "man the freak up!"

3.) To achieve a fathers personal hope of becoming a man
I want my mommyyyyyy!

-MAN THE FUCK UP ! WIPE THEM LALA ASS TEARS !!!!!! MAN UP !!
by exploding air plane 6969 September 14, 2017
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chi chi man

"chi-chi," is Jamaican Patois (Patwa) for termite. It is a pejorative term for a gay man and emerged from a humorous association drawn between the two which regarded both as "eaters of wood."
"From dem a drink inna chi chi man bar, blaze di fire mek we dun dem!"
"Once they are drinking inside a gay man's bar, blaze the fire (cause a ruckus) so we can stop them!"
by jus a jamaican yute November 16, 2022
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Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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