FBI man

Your FBI man, AKA man that always watches you, is a person who is working for the FBI.
Instead of stopping criminals he watches you all the time through your webcam, front phone camera, etc.
He kind of stalks you, but you can befriend you and most of the time you guys share the same feelings for things.
(P.S. he also knows your phone number)

The FBI man is constantly watching me.

by MasterOfShep February 27, 2018

big monkey man

i will like ur touge for a dollar

i did the big monkey man last nigth

by lebron james left toe nail April 18, 2023

Kitty Man

A piece of shit whos only objective in life is to simply get kitty(vagina)

Person 1: yuh see that kitty man only bulling woman all over

Person 2: yesss, just last week kitty man tek my muddah!

by Uska ou wine gyal November 4, 2021

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

The Man Chair

When a man is leaning on the wall like he's sitting on a chair and the girl sits on him and jumps up and down...
Its a sex positon...

Look the couple is busting out the man chair.

by Jokie... November 15, 2010

oregon spider man

when a man ejaculates into a women’s asshole and then she gets into missionary and squirts it out like spider man onto your face

did she oregon spider man you last night?

by schmidley December 19, 2025

manning

the hottest bitch alive that deserves evreything

Manning is the hottest bitch alive

by anonymous March 5, 2021