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shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed
Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later
by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022
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Hoo shit

Hoo shit means a girls on her “hoe” shit, but instead just said hoo
man that girl lilly on some hoo shit
by anonymous September 2, 2022
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funny ass shit

Divertidisimo
by anonymous April 10, 2022
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Shit-N-Meh

Acknowledging the activity of having achieved something successfully.
My party was the best one all semester Shit-N-Meh.
by Thesavagep80 May 8, 2019
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Not what happened.
Hym "You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up. Your skeptical and attitude towards me and people like me is why you didn't believe me and not a lack of evidence and now you are trying to exclude me from a remedy that you only know you need because of me. This is not gratitude what you are doing here. You are trying to make it worse for me and I did not do that to you."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
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I’m tryna see what that shits like

When you are the person who is trying to see the experience of what something is / or like
Startheprophet - “she bad huh?”
50Kjoyboy - “yea tbh I’m tryna see what that shits like
by 50Kjoyboy March 4, 2024
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Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whore

Someone wanted to mention "feeling bad" for shit talkers in a blog so I thought I'd write this: I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR PSYCHO HOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think someone should SELL BIG FAT CORKS to slam in their mouths because there's SO MANY OF THEM. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A COMPLETE LOSER WOULD DO. “SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT ME. I FEEL BAD FOR THEM.” THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE THESE HOS SHOULD LITERALLY DIE!!!!! YET IT'S “SO ACCEPTABLE" FOR FEMALE DOGS TO GOSSIP AT ALL TIMES. At work, at school, out, etc. WHEREVER THEY FUCKING GO — THE TRASH!!!! SO YEAH!!!!!!! I'M CALLING U {THE BLOGGER OR ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT} A COMPLETE LOOOOSSSEEER 'CUZ U DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. KINDA LIKE “PROSTITUTE PITY" — THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY OF THOSE TOO!!!!!!!! L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN WHAT'S THERE TO “FEEL BAD FOR"???!!!!!!!!! THESE LOSERS DON'T WANNA GROW UP AND THEY NEVER WILL BE ADULTS. THAT SHIT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY OR “FUN" LIKE THEY CLAIM IT TO BE. More people need to be conscious of these HO BAGS AND THWART THEM OUT OF SOCIETY, NOT PAT THEM ON THE BACK SAYING “AAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" — I MEAN GET THE FUCK REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE COMPLETE TRASH!!!!!!!! THEY AIN'T EVEN HUMAN!!!!!! THEY'RE JUST SCUMBAGS W/ THEIR SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE ———EXPECTING——— PEOPLE TO “FEEL BAD 4 THEM" YEAH — I NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!
Example:"She's a Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whore : YEAH!!!!! - KNOWS NOTHING BUT SAYS EVERYTHING BAD ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW!!!"
More of above answer: YO — DOGS NEED TO STAY OUTTA THE MOTHA FUCKIN' WAY!!! GO HIDE YOUR UGLY DAMNED FACE 'CUZ U WANNA TRY AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD AZ UR DUMB UGLY NAZTY AZZ LOOKS!!! HOS!!!! I DO LAUGH AT THEIR NAZTIER THAN SHIT AZZ- YEAH BUT ONLY SO MUCH BEFORE I WANNA KILL ONE!!!!! YO JUST DIE OUTTA SOCIETY — U TRASH AZZ SCUM!!!! GO DIE FROM YOUR STDS U FUCKING PROSTITUTE HOS!!!! SLA-SLA -SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLUT!!!!!!!!! WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?????!!!!!!! YEAH — I SAID IT ALL RIGHT HERE AND NOW U FUCKING USELESS AZZ HO DOG SKANKZ!!!!!!!!L.O.L.!!!!!!! PROUD TO B ME - SUUUUCKAAHHZZZ!!!!!!L.M.A.O. HOS!!!!!! HAG WHORE DIKES!!!!!! 'Z WHY U TALK SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME CUZ U R A DUMB AZZ LITERAL IN THE CLOSET DIKE!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER COME OUT THOUGH — U R TOO AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!! U'D RATHER TALK OCD SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME TO DEFEND HOW HOMOSEXUAL U AREN'T WHEN U ACTUALLY R LLLLOOOOOSSSEEERRRSS!!!!!!!YO DIE IN YOUR MISERY HOS!!!!!! JUST BITE THAT BULLET!!!!!!! U KNOW YOU WANT TO PUT THE BARREL IN YOUR ROTTEN DECAYING STD INFESTED MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER U BRATTY AZZ FUCKING RAT!!!!!NOBODY WANTS U HAG WHORE BIOTCH!!!KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!! NOBODY WILL MIZZ YOU FUGLY UGLAY NAZTY AZZ SKANKZ!!!!!L.M.A.O.!!!THE PATHETICISM IS REAL AND NOBODY NEEDS TO FEEL ANYTHING 4 U HAG WHORE HO RAGS!!!! L.M.A.O.!!!!
by This ain't PSUEDO!! May 6, 2022
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