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Your Mom

A response to stuff you do not want to answer.
A mean way to say maybe.
Perso 1:“How often do you wash your underwear?“

Person 2:“Your Mom!“
by NigelBillingsley January 20, 2023
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National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day

a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.

"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"
by littlegirllovesmsut September 16, 2022
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Slime out your homie

to give your homie some MASSIVE dih
you need to slime out your homie for raping my dog gang 💔
by ZombieGotBetrayed0 March 1, 2025
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You better hide your baby oil

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"
by Hym Iam November 30, 2024
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It was YOUR team!

No it was YOUR team!
A retard "It was YOUR team!"

A different (but equally retarded) retard "No, it was YOUR team!"

A retard "Less freedom for the not-me's!"

The other retard "LESS FREEDOM... For the not-me's!"

Retard "No not- The YOU'S!"

The second retard "No YOU! You're the one!"

Retard "No you!"
by Hym Iam September 16, 2025
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Your Mom

Your mom jokes are used for Dumb jokes 3rd graders use
3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood
by 09M09M October 21, 2021
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Uni your corn

I'll uni your corn
by E16oz April 22, 2017
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