Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

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Caked out

When someone you know used to be slim but now they have put on loads of weight and are now caked out.

Jeez did you see Hayleigh, since she had the baby she has caked out

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

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broed out

confused, crazy, deranged, messed-up, intoxicated, broed. Variations include (but are not limited to) bro-tired, bro-wired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy-broed, broed-a-la-mode, broed out da doe, and broed to tha floe. See also bro it out and the brozone. Origination in Santa Barbara, California, with subsequent development in more northern Bay Area towns.

"Man, am I broed out."

by Overturned Big Rig November 26, 2003

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Trump-out

Synonym - cop out.

(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits

Person 1: man thaw previous President was the reason that the Ohio train derailed.

Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?

Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment

Person 2: my guy, that is such a Trump-out

by The Dysfunktional February 24, 2023

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