A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB April 27, 2018
by lolitsraquel June 16, 2021
(A new thought, on an old word, bare with me)
It can be, a person, of sound mind and body, hooked in to social media, unaware of the world around them....and from lack of planning, will walk around hunting and killing other healthy humans for food, during trying time or emergency. (2121 pandemic/ war?)
What's your plan when SHTF
God Bless America
It can be, a person, of sound mind and body, hooked in to social media, unaware of the world around them....and from lack of planning, will walk around hunting and killing other healthy humans for food, during trying time or emergency. (2121 pandemic/ war?)
What's your plan when SHTF
God Bless America
Holy funk, It just hit me like a ton of bricks. That those peppers use the word "zombie" to describe someone who is stuck with their head in their smartphone, wandering around almost oblivious to what's going on around them....a d because of where the "zombies" live, they can't hunt for food other than other humans.
Just think back, and think about it.....what the hell else could these crazy mofo (or not so crazy) mofo's mean.
I mean if they were planning to hunt other humans, that would be an act of domestic terrorism...so they call them zombies to avoid people who're zombies thinking they're crazy
Just think back, and think about it.....what the hell else could these crazy mofo (or not so crazy) mofo's mean.
I mean if they were planning to hunt other humans, that would be an act of domestic terrorism...so they call them zombies to avoid people who're zombies thinking they're crazy
by Renna Hocaluk, your Dad loves January 14, 2021
by Peter A. Raquat December 18, 2009
by TEric1989 October 21, 2020
by the litest person evaa December 11, 2017
Typically a dead human (although can be other creatures) who is reanimated as a flesh-eating horror Mofo, whose sole purpose is to kill, eat and zombify living humans. Fans of Glasgow football team Ranger FC are nicknamed “The Zombies” as their football club went bust but the team re-emerged in 2012, from the dead as such.
Hey, Anton, did you see those Zombies at the football. Oh, man, that was a close shave, they nearly ate my GF, and not the good parts!
by jamessymac April 7, 2022