Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”
Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”
Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”
by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020
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Get the Van Halen mug.Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.
Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016
Get the champion van mug.Aart is someone that says he will do the presentation as planned, when he extually made a better one.
by tobitaart June 9, 2020
Get the Aart van der Riet mug.Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.
by anonymous May 15, 2023
Get the Hold Van mug.A type of guy who loves country music, kayaking, hockey, and looking at the stars. He also loves to party, have bonfires, and go on long drives. He is kind and smart and, even though he'll drive you crazy, he is always worth spending some time with. If you find a Van de Roovaart, hold him close and love him for all he's worth. You will never regret it.
Are you a Van de Roovaart? I wish I was.
Have you seen Van de Roovart? He is supposed to be playing beer pong.
Have you seen Van de Roovart? He is supposed to be playing beer pong.
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