Tony

Weed, You must speak to him

I'll be right back boys, I need to talk to tony.

by Peen Boss July 13, 2021

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Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.

Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-

Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey

by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025

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Tony D'Angelo

An Italian-American superstar in NXT 2.0 who's taking the world by storm. He is a business man who "gets the job done", if you cross him the wrong way he'll make sure you'll "sleep with the fishes" and he's very adamant in two things: Gabagool and Paisans.

Tonight on NXT 2.0, Tony D'Angelo challenges Bron Breakker in a Street Fight for the NXT Championship

by Krashito January 11, 2022

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