don't you darn dare

used for emphasis on don't you dare. really makes my heart happy and sounds great
don't you darn dare do that.

don't you darn dare!
by dhhhhii May 07, 2022
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Don't play games with me

"don't play games with me" this phrase is usually used to express an emotional reaction to an idiot(men) trying to make a woman react in an unpleasant manner, and when a man usually hears that he should know to go and make whoever said it spaghetti bolognaise YES👍
Don't play games with me boy
by Rare Content March 10, 2022
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I'd toy don't hoot

"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!
"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"
by StreetSlangSupreme May 28, 2019
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Don't pee your cords

A verbal warning for a person that is so intent on moving you quickly, that they seem on the brink of peeing their new corduroy pants.
She was yelling at me, so I told her "don't pee your cords".
by Trace Davis May 07, 2008
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don't tase me, bro!

A plea for mercy, as in "Please don't taser, beat, kick, shoot, etc... me." An ironic warring about the use of excessive force, even if the person screaming it was asking for it.

(Term from the Florida student who cried out the phrase.)
by Man Machine September 19, 2007
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Don't play with my emotions

This saying is used as a means to express a liking of something that generally would be 'too good to be true.' It is to be said in a non-deadpan manner, with optimistic tone. When said, emphasis should be on the word 'my.'

For an alternative usage of this saying, it could be something that you dislike or would rather someone not say even if its true, but you must change your tone accordingly.

Often times this saying can be started by using the word "listen."
Ex1:

Dave: Finally I get a couple days off of work, I have a beach house that I have been dying to go to! Would you like to come with me?

Laura: Don't play with MY emotions, I'll have my bags packed in 20 minutes.

Ex2:

Dave: I cant believe we didn't even get to try the cake, its already all gone!

Laura: Listen, don't play with MY emotions, they didnt even leave us a crumb.
by msgmichael August 31, 2010
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don't tase me bro

What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.
Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!
by dougwastaken September 20, 2007
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