Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

Fog machine

A hillarius joke that occured from the hit game "cards against huamnity."

*WHEEEEEEEEZE* Fog machine
- Bruh

by IAmKall December 10, 2022

Shorts Overloading Machines

Shorts Overloading Machines are individuals who engage in the practice of spamming youtube short videos, often in a repetitive or aggressive manner. This can involve repeatedly posting the same short video and reposting other people's shorts without permission. Additionally, some Shorts Overloading Machines may also beg for subscribers by making repeated appeals for subscriptions, using emotionally manipulative or appealing content, or offering incentives such as exclusive access or rewards.

Shorts Overloading Machine 1: You have to subscribe or I'll make your life miserable.
Shorts Overloading Machine 2: *Spams the Same Videos over and over again*
Shorts Overloading Machines

by 27dde January 8, 2023

Slot Machining

Slot Machining, also known as Dick Cracking, is when the male genitals are pushed down in a certain way causing a ligament "crack" sound and forces the penis to bounce back up like a Slot Machine lever.

Slot Machining feels good, try it.

"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."

by syphs January 8, 2023

Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart

Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*

by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

Feed the machine

When you make tons of money but you spend all of it, most of it, or have an excessive amount of monthly notes.

It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.

by Little m1ke January 12, 2023