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Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.
"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"
by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024
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jump maxing

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing
by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
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Jumping the whale

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth
When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.
by NeoTechni April 7, 2023
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two jump

being very dizzy
by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023
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jump in them pants

Someone who wants to have sex with someone
Boy 1: hey I heard alliyah trying to jump in them pants
Boy 2: aww hell nah! *runs off*
Alliyah: come here (insert name)!!

Or

Girl 1: have you heard of in for it by troy lanez???

Girl 2: yeah!! I wanna jump in his pants!!
by Ashthequeen December 2, 2023
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Jump

by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022
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go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*
by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018
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