The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.
This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.
Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.
Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.
Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....
Me: Exactly....
Some other dude: Ohhhh...
Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....
Me: Exactly....
Some other dude: Ohhhh...
Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010
What happens after you drop your coat and grab your toes, cause that's where the wild goose goes.
From the movie "Super Troopers"
From the movie "Super Troopers"
"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"
by Not A Pirate December 28, 2012
If he can't break bread he fake, i had one more buck in my plate , it was me and bro and both of us got 50 cent cakes
by DarkoLitSsh August 28, 2021
When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake
Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle
Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle
Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”
by sikbone November 16, 2022
Your mom eats rye bread in the shower
by Buddyjjl November 03, 2011
by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 13, 2020
A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"
Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.
Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.
Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.
by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching February 22, 2012