A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" is a white teenager who lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, but still throws up gang signs and says "cuh".
"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory"
by qwerts1050 May 14, 2024
Get the The White Thug Theorymug. The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.
History repeats itself.
History repeats itself.
by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021
Get the The Accordion Theorymug. Gyatt = ((circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of waist) + ( circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of thigh)) x Rate of double take
G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct) x Rdt
*subject to change given further proof of gyatt levels
G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct) x Rdt
*subject to change given further proof of gyatt levels
"bro, she's got a gyatt!" "nah, Bro, that other girl has a better gyatt." "I guess we will have to plug in some measurements into the theory of gyatts."
by $BENJI$ February 18, 2025
Get the Theory of Gyattmug. by TikiMessedUp May 2, 2020
Get the light's theorymug. Just heat up the shaft, take a punch, hit it with a hammer and bam it'll come out of the hole. (It is not practical because everything is covered in rust and has been stuck for 20 years.) Bam Theory. The difference between an engineer and a fabricator.
by bam theorist. May 2, 2012
Get the Bam Theorymug. The postulate that states the following:
A gentleman is either
a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
A gentleman is either
a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
by annalivia January 18, 2016
Get the wing theorymug. Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:
1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good
2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it
3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.
4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:
- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.
5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good
2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it
3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.
4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:
- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.
5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”
“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 5, 2024
Get the Group Chat Theorymug.