johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!

by anonymous December 12, 2023

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

The Johnny Cash

When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"

-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking

by Mr.DepresoExpresso June 6, 2021

Johnny Franks

A soda water with lemon and lime, commonly ordered between drinks to rehydrate or by sober folks at bars

"Can i have a Johnny Franks please? " "Do you want that straight or with bitters?"

by FliesenbodenromantikFTW January 7, 2022

Johnny boy

A lonely little man who tries to make students laugh but really all they laugh about is the bald spot in the back of his head. He thinks he is smarter than everyone but has the intellectual capacity of a left tescticle. Stupid prick
-Yours truly ÄD

Student: Do you know Johnny boy
AD: yeah that wasteman is some different breed of dickhead

by AD_loose April 14, 2019

Johnny Depp

When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.

by Yoipman5000 April 4, 2019

johnny kaydee

Johnny Kaydee is the best DJ in the world. He’s handsome, smart, and of course charming. If he’s not DJing, you could probably catch him …. Fucking your bitch

Oh look there’s Johnny Kaydee , the greatest DJ in the world

by JKDPLUG November 23, 2021