Canadian Myst

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.

She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

Canadian Special

The act of pouring maple syrup (room temp or warmed) onto a man’s nutsack and proceeding to do with which the user pleases

Friend 1: “Hey, I heard you guys used my maple syrup”
Friend 2: “yea, she totally gave me the Canadian Special”
Friend 1: “oh…”

by Nutblaster69069 February 2, 2025

Canadian

Easton

Easton Looks Canadian

by EZPlayzTru May 3, 2023

Canadian FootJob

a foot job with maple syrup

“hey cutie, can i get a Canadian footjob with my pancakes”

by onori September 24, 2025

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020

montreal canadians suck

The truth

Montreal canadians suck

by E The Second November 11, 2022