Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.

Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”

by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022

Sick

1. This is a mindset or way of thinking that pertains to very dark humor and very unwholesome thoughts. It can also be described as a very perverted and twisted way of thinking. Ex. "Your sick"

2. It can also be used a a way to describe something, ex. "that's sick" it helps describe an action, video, or etc. is "sick"

"Yo you see that girl, she's hot I'd bang her." Dude she's 13, your sick!"

"Dude did you see that, she just hit him with the snot rocket!" "Yoooooo that's SICK!"

by It's Looo February 18, 2020

seed sick

When you feel naseaus or throw up after swallowing semen after giving head.

Janet got seed sick because John's cum tasted like dirt.

by lindleyharrell August 23, 2011

Sick Duck

A duck that cought a cold

I own a sick Duck it sucks good

by Maretyui November 16, 2023

corona (sickness)

2020’s the black plague

kids these days make numerous memes about corona (sickness) just before they catch it

by asian ela March 26, 2020

dick sickness

When you don’t feel good after sex

We fucked so hard, I woke up with dick sickness.

by Kinkykatie069 November 15, 2018