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that damn turtle 

When you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course
Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!
that damn turtle by Hailey B May 16, 2016

Piedmont box turtle 

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

Tony the turtle

A black piece of shit the can't find his father.
When Tony the turtle tried to find his father , he realized that his father left for a hot white middle schooler.

myrtle's turtle

A term used to describe a drunk man shitfaced off of moonshine with a puckered face, rosy cheeks and assless chaps who is about to pass out in an alley behind a hotel next to some dumpsters. He can neither stand nor sit so he squats until he gradually falls backward onto his ass in a rolling fashion teetering to and fro on his back before finally passing out (urban dictionary, 2017)
That kid looks like myrtle's turtle, careful, they bite

Cut The Turtle 

Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.
“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle
Cut The Turtle by Larry2017 July 25, 2018

Two headed turtle 

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement
I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady
Two headed turtle by Bignz December 21, 2020