A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.
by Dean Wicks July 5, 2006
Get the dark suprisemug. the hour of the day that it becomes dark so it could be a half hour before or a half hour after it gets dark
by i put things where they belong March 30, 2010
Get the dark-thirtymug. This chick in my economy class can't stop asking stupid questions, she really doesn't glow-in-the-dark!
by princessforaday November 18, 2007
Get the glow-in-the-darkmug. Men who aren’t funny and rely on shock value from offensive words or ideas to get a laugh out of people. When people get offended by what they have said, they respond with “ugh you’re such a snowflake it’s dark humor!1!1!1!1!!!”
by Squidjudge February 18, 2021
Get the “Dark Humor” Manmug. A comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).
Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early
Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early
*knock on the door*
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!
by peatear Gryffyn August 2, 2011
Get the Darkness come earlymug. by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 15, 2021
Get the Dark Souls 2mug. Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Also known as "That game pewdiepie plays") is an over exaggerated overrated nonscary game where you have to get an orb or kill alexander or some shit no one cares about
The only scary parts were the torch turning on and the brass bull (Probably just me. I had to pause for an hour because i imagined what it would be like in one of those things)
The only scary parts were the torch turning on and the brass bull (Probably just me. I had to pause for an hour because i imagined what it would be like in one of those things)
Pewdiepie buttbuddy:OMG DID YOU SEE PEWDIEPIES NEW AMNESIA DARK DESCENT VIDEO ITS SOOO SCARY OMG PEWDIEPIE IS THE BEST
Normal person:Shut up you autistic fuck
Normal person:Shut up you autistic fuck
by jjr51802 November 6, 2013
Get the Amnesia Dark Descentmug.