Going Ham in the Turkey Factory

Going hard!(not in the perverted way)

I am going ham in the turkey factory when i dance on multiple at the same time! ;D

by beaverteaser69 December 22, 2011

Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018

dipping my ham in the blu cheese

having intercourse with a woman while she has a yeast infection

i had sex with lisa last night and found out later i was dipping my ham in the blu cheese!

by minktown April 24, 2011

ham-clapping pee pee cock

Preschool slang for taking human feces and or “pee pee” and hazing other kids by taking said “pee pee” and clapping it all other them.

The class of kids ham-clapping pee pee cocked the poor shy kid.

by Therealdeffitionmaker123456789 October 31, 2017

Gun Show and Ham Raffle

The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.

(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)

Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.

Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.

Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!

by StSeanoftheKnife August 20, 2012

Whiffing a Peppys pressed ham

Snorting adderall off of someone ass.

Just got caught whiffing a peppys pressed ham.

by Shneebles November 15, 2017

Baseball mit full of chipped ham

A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.

by FromtheVCdays December 04, 2010