Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark

Jeff the land shark is a menace.

by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025

Shark

Used to refer to a person named Charlie's one and only true love.

1. Charlie Hsu loves shark!
2. Did you see shark hanging out with Charlie yesterday?

by ienorbeni January 2, 2022

Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.

Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)

“FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark”

by Toji? December 12, 2024

Shark

This was made by a human that works at the aquarium and loves to learn about sharks. Which means it is true :)

Sharks are amazing creatures that have gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. People have misunderstood sharks ever since it ate a human. The sharks will mistake you with a seal or other small sharks.

When you look at sharks at a different angle your life will change.

by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020

Shark dishes

When you try to type in Sharkeisha, but auto correct gets you.

Auto correct just gave you the shark dishes!

by Jeff Jefferson Jeffries May 3, 2014

Pilfer Shark Fishing

To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.

by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022