Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.

• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”

by Ashfires September 3, 2025

Queef Muffin

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother

Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.

Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.

by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025

Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.

Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.

by currypowder42 January 16, 2025

Revelling queef

When a woman queefs so hard she shits her pants and pisses simultaneously

She was so bad until she had a revelling queef

by Queefmasa732 January 26, 2025

roundabout queef

When you fart so forcefully and viscously that the air moves your pussy lips.

I KNOW I heard a roundabout queef I smell it too! Who did itd

by HolleauxKnight February 11, 2025

Queef

A word out of bris word bank she claims it to be “ Idk a queen! Someone who's cool or does a lot of power moves tbh”

I love loona, theyre lowkey queefs.

by chikita2 November 23, 2021