Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.

Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."

by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023

no patterns on my quarter

Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.

John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”

by GL Bacchus September 20, 2023

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Eamon Patterson

A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees

Omg is that Eamon Patterson?

by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023

Eamon Patterson

Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size

Omg Eamon Patterson has w skibidi toilet Ohio sigma grimace shake baby gronk livvy dunne rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023

Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name

Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023

Sady Patty

A sad burger patty. In other words, an Edin

Yeah Edin was being a real Sady Patty at the function.

by ELPanadero36 October 22, 2023